The curious case of a suck ass movie.

August 21, 2009

So, I spent 165 precious minutes watching “The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button” last night, and let me tell you folks, you can take it right out of your Netflix queue right now.

With all due respect to F. Scott Fitzgerald, let me sum it up for you – have you seen Forrest Gump?

Yes?  Good, then you’ve already seen a movie about some fucked up kid from the South who was wandering around aimlessly in life during some of history’s most pivotal moments, whose mother rattled off equally trite and annoying Hallmark sentiments, and who loved some douche-bag of a girl who didn’t deserve his affections.

No, you haven’t seen The Gump?  Then I envy you.

Just go rent something else, anything else.

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2 Responses to “The curious case of a suck ass movie.”

  1. A.Bushan Says:

    i soo agree with you!
    i watched ‘the curious case of benjamin button’ 8 months ago on dvd.. and i really didnt get whta the hue and cry was all abt! i mean it even went to the oscars,right? gah!!.. well, some movies just have all the luck.

  2. Minds Erased Says:

    Well, as I like to say, not everyone can be as smart as we are. Shitty-movie-haters, unite!


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