Jugs and java and justice.

July 15, 2009

Victory for lovers of boobs and bean juice the world over – Donald Crabtree was granted permission on Tuesday night to rebuild his controversial Grand View Coffee Shop.

The Vassalboro town planning board gave it the A-OK.  And I say good for him.  He’s been handed a few conditions that he must meet to satisfy the town officials, but folks – jugs and java are still a go for this rural Maine town.

So sit back, relax with a cup of joe, and say “Hell yeah!”

And now if we could just find the bastard who burned the place down and string him up by his balls.  Because you know it was some religious nutcase guy who is so brainwashed by the church that he actually believes some invisible man in the sky gives a shit about whether or not you look at naked boobies while you drink coffee and eat donuts.

You just can’t make this shit up.

2 Responses to “Jugs and java and justice.”

  1. Mardé Says:

    Jah, that’s pretty amazing, Minds. I see the town leaders voted 4 to 1 in favor and gave him everything except the dancing, with the provision that ER vehicles be able to park. Fights might break out over coffee and boobs?

  2. Minds Erased Says:

    Fights indeed. Let’s hope, once he rebuilds, that the new place doesn’t get torched too.

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