Jugs and java!
January 8, 2009
Well, my beloved state is in the news again, and this time, it’s juicy as hell!
Donald Crabtree of Ellsworth, Maine, wants to convert Vassalboro’s old Grand View Motel into – get this – a topless coffee shop!
Of course, public opinion in the small town is polarized, with some saying outrageous things like, “Well, my daughter catches the bus down the street from there, so I think it’s a bad idea” and others saying things like, “Who cares? We all need to make a living.”
Seriously, though, why do these prudish small-town people think that this “sort of place” would attract “the wrong crowd”? I don’t know of too many straight men who don’t enjoy looking at a nice rack. Aren’t we all, then, surrounded by “the wrong crowd”? Why not give this “crowd” a place to congregate and drink – of all things – coffee?
But, at the moment, Crabtree is in luck, because the planning board unanimously approved the proposal.
I just hope they come up with a cute name for the place.
Like Jugs ‘n’ Java.
Or Hoes ‘n’ Joe.
Or Bean Brew ‘n’ Boobs.
I can just hear the men of Vassalboro now: “Sure, honey, I don’t mind running into town and getting you a coffee.”
Truth v. Myth? You be the judge.
January 6, 2009
If you have a bit of free time to spare, you MUST watch this amazing display, broken up into 14 parts. Hitchens v. Hitchens. Enjoy, faithful readers!