Nuns on parade.

August 26, 2008

Boy, them Catholics sure know their way around perversion, don’t they?  Can’t they even play by their own rules?  Take this latest stunning example (thanks, BBC):

Priest to hold nun beauty pageant

An Italian priest says he is organising the world’s first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour.

  • And who better to do it than a man who is (probably) sexually aroused by young boys?

Antonio Rungi says The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September.

“Nuns are – above all – women, and beauty is a gift from God,” he told Italy’s Corriere della Sera newspaper.

  • Yes – a gift that you especially, as a celibate man, have no business exploiting!

He is asking nuns to send their photos to him, saying that internet users will then choose the winner.

  • Oh, I see – you are ENCOURAGING the rest of us heathens to objectify these nuns?

Father Rungi stressed that nuns were not being invited to parade in bathing suits, saying it will be up to them whether they pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered.

  • Showing a little too much forehead there, you fucking whore!

“This contest will be a way to show there isn’t just the beauty we see on television but also a more discreet charm,” the priest, who lives near the southern city of Naples, told the Corriere della Sera.

  • Discreet charm = ugly.

“You really think all nuns are old, stunted and sad? This isn’t the case anymore,” he said, pointing out that many young nuns had arrived to Italy from around the world.

  • Yeah – many of them are former hookers, junkies and other assorted misfits who have resorted to the nun’s life because they either can’t go home or they have, in desperation, bought into religion’s big lies about redemption and all that crap.

He added that the idea of staging such a contest had been suggested by nuns themselves.

  • Probably because they are feeling horny and unfulfilled.
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2 Responses to “Nuns on parade.”

  1. komory Says:

    “And who better to do it than a man who is (probably) sexually aroused by young boys?”

    And where from do you know this ??? Private revelation?? 🙂

  2. mindserased Says:

    Ha ha, very funny. I know it from reading the newspaper.

    Young boys don’t do a thing for me except deliver my newspaper and beg for candy on my front door every Halloween.


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