Hooker with a penis.

August 21, 2008

I can’t get this song out my head today. For lack of inspiration, I leave you with this to chew on. I’ve even included the lyrics so you can sing along at home! Tool makes selling out sound so kick-ass.

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope beastie T, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was ogt,
From 92,
The first ep.

And in between
Sips of coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin out,
Layin down,
Suckin up
To the man.

Well now I’ve got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that

I’m the man,
And if I’m the man,
Then you’re the man, and
He’s the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I’ve sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I’ve got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I’m the man,
If I’m the fuckin man
Then you’re the fuckin man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I’ve sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So…shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.

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